In which our hero fucks up another holiday with an unexpected but debilitating physical malady. Continue reading “It came from the deep”
Another long weekend, another tropical island holiday.
Does that make me sound like a wanker? Continue reading “Another long weekend, another tropical island holiday.”
Your call is valuable to us…
Have spent quite a bit of my morning on hold. Continue reading “Your call is valuable to us…”
Profound reflections on bathroomware
There are three sorts of people. Continue reading “Profound reflections on bathroomware”
Colour blind
I’m not sure what version of off white the doggies are. Continue reading “Colour blind”
Crime and punishment
Catdog strikes again. Continue reading “Crime and punishment”
Free financial advice – worth every cent!
Why go to all the trouble and expense of traveling to the Northwestern USA to see the fall foliage Continue reading “Free financial advice – worth every cent!”
What the…
Seeing these on my rather damp morning constitutional with the hell hounds through the neighbourhood cemetery, Continue reading “What the…”
Che brutto!
You know how in English, sometimes there will be a suffix on the end of a word that gives a different flavour to it, making it more descriptive? Continue reading “Che brutto!”
Good news on the brain front
My in house GP did a formal brain function test on me today and he gave me full marks. Continue reading “Good news on the brain front”