Demonstrating a characteristic unerring inability to learn from previous mistakes, I did my own eyebrows over the weekend.
The result is (unsurprisingly) as bad as it was last time, which is rendered even more humiliating because this afternoon I’m going to be seeing someone at work who was so horrified at my previous amateurish attempts that she bought me a gift voucher for a beauty salon. In a feeble attempt to protect my fragile ego from exposure, I’m wearing my theatre cap as low over my forehead as I can get away with. Is it working?
