Something has been bugging me since that wedding I attended a few weeks ago.
Surely professional DJs know exactly the songs that reliably get people up on their feet and boogying at any event. So, why do they insist on playing rubbish music that no one likes? Are they impervious to the dagger looks that everyone is giving them while they sit with arms crossed angrily at their tables, or chatting in a desultory fashion, propping up the walls, as tumbleweeds blow across the dance floor?
