But how does the computer know you’ve got something urgent
you have to do when it suddenly decides to do a complete and unstoppable system wide overhaul of whatever it is? Noooooo! People are relying on me, I don’t care about your updates! You can be old fashioned for five minutes, can’t you? You were capable of doing this job I’m asking of you last year, I don’t need your fancy new features. We could be friends, Windows – why do you undermine me like this? Friends respect each other. Don’t treat me like a fool!