I was today years old when I discovered some zips can be undone from the bottom.
For a few minutes I honestly thought that every zip did this and I’d managed to completely miss this feature my entire life. It was quite an unnerving feeling. But then I found out it’s only a small subset of zips – the two-way zipper. It’s a very useful feature when you’re wearing a long jacket but you want ride your scooter. I assume that’s what it’s for? I refuse to feel stupid for not already knowing this. After all, we’re all born knowing nothing, you have to learn everything for the first time at some stage. You can call me stupid if you like, though – I don’t mind.
