Poor protoplasm

Did I mention I bought myself a surf kayak for Christmas?

It’s beautiful and I’m very excited.

This could be me in a few weeks! Or more likely something like this:

Anyway, last week after taking it for a test spin I accidentally dropped it on my big toe. It seemed to be healing nicely but then last night I woke up to this:

There was even pus oozing out of the nail bed, which is probably more detail than you really needed. Anyway, now I’m on antibiotics. It’s quite dispiriting. Where would I be without modern medicine? Dead fifty times over in my lifetime, I expect. No point me going on a paleo diet! I’d never make it as a caveman (person).

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