When you’re watching a movie on Netflix by yourself in the dark and your fringe is tickling your forehead and then you remember you don’t have a fringe
and you reach up to wipe the thing off your head whatever it is and it feels like a twig or something but then you can’t find it but then it’s tickling further back on your head and you reach back and damn it’s moving and you scream and throw the thing on the floor and turn the lights on and there it is God dammit and that’s a great big pile of nope from me I’m afraid welp!
