Automatic

Our city council is famously dysfunctional, so I was pleasantly surprised this week to get an immediate response to my concern about the power line attached to our house.

No, Lassie

A cursory Google search will tell you that poodles and miniature schnauzers are two of the cleverest breeds of dogs known to animal psychologists.

Basic instinct

I spend a lot of my time in dreams in huge elaborate buildings searching for the toilets.

Recycling

Our departmental secretary helps with our newsletter but she struggles at times with some aspects of modern life.

Reminiscing

Long complicated brain operation yesterday, the surgeon was a bit tense but relaxed once the hard part was over and we were closing up.

Alright?

I like to try to predict how my day is going to go by the number of times I have to mutter to myself under my breath “J*sus F***ing Chr**t!” before I get to theatre.

Just another

Let me tell you the story of a young person who is dear to me.