Woke up this morning with a pimple under my lip, that I’ve had to slather with concealer to hide.
Is this a suitable lesion for a woman of my age? How am I going to be taken seriously with acne like some benighted teenager? In fact my concealer is so old it’s gone thick and blobby, and a funny colour, so it’s acting more like a highlighter (“catch a load of this zit!”) This is going to do nothing for my quest for self actualisation.