I have a list in my head of the things I’m going to do if my husband runs off with another woman, which gets added to occasionally as he vetoes various of my ideas.
They could also be applied in the event of his unexpected early demise*
1) buy a house in Mt Vic with views of the harbour and sunsets
2) install vege garden
3) chickens! (This really should be number one)
4) get front loading washing machine
*not to be used in any future court case