In theatre this morning.
Me: *sneezes*
nurse: Bless you! (In tones of surprise and empathy)
Me: *sneezes* again
nurse: Bless you! (Still in a caring manner)
Me: *sneezes* again
nurse: Gee whizz! (in clearly annoyed tones)
me: continues sneezing for five more minutes but holding it in so as not to annoy everyone further, resulting in bulging eyes, perforated eardrums, and whole body convulsions. Desperate search for box of tissues.
nurse: completely loses interest