Mealy mouthed

Of all the euphemisms with which cemeteries invariably abound, these are my least favourite:

The last thing you want when you “fall asleep” is to be chucked in a wooden box and buried deep underground.
“Peacefully sleeping” until you are rudely awoken and mightily pissed off in that case, I expect.

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