Saturated

That uncomfortable realization that your trousers are not as waterproof as you thought, and the 15 minute ride to work through the pouring rain has left you with unpleasantly wet underpants. Just hoping my bum puts out enough radiant heat energy to dry them off before people start commenting on my damp nether regions. At least I had scrubs to change into! How do people who keep their clothes on for work manage with this sort of sartorial failure? (I’d say wardrobe malfunction but that brings back unpleasant memories of Jackson nips).