A conversation
Shag: OMG I am sooo full. I couldn’t eat another thing. Oh but here’s another enormous school of fish – best I keep going, eh? Needs must. Can’t let them go to waste. Besides, the chicks love a man with a bit of meat on him. Here goes! *splash*
Heron (who hasn’t eaten a single fish in the ten minutes I’ve been watching): yeah, well – you do you, mate. I don’t need to gorge myself. Taking care of the environment, me. Circle of life, and all that. Plus, at least I’ve just got my feet wet. Are you sure you should be swimming around in there? That water looks pretty dank. And if you could keep the splashing to a minimum I’d appreciate it!