Do we have any experts in forensic housework here? Found this hiding under a blanket in the lounge and I wonder how long it’s been there.
It didn’t go without a fight, either. Those fungal ridden slices of lemon released toxic clouds of virulent green spores as I was trying to push them down into the insinkerator. If I get sick and die from some nasty mycosis tell my doggies I loved them. And my family.