My daughter’s phone number has been banned from Tinder due to some shenanigans a while ago that I do not want to know the details of. Recently she broke up with her boyfriend, and this evening I got this text:
After which I got a begging text asking if it was OK if she used my phone number? Well, who am I to get in the way of true love but I draw the line at getting phone calls from ardent pimply youths in the middle of the night. Reluctant consent given but we shall see.