Walked past an elderly woman sitting by the lake, wearing blue jeans and shouting loudly in Russian into a cellphone while I was walking the newly trimmed doggies just now. I’ve seen her there before in fact, doing the same thing. For anyone with the slightest knowledge of spycraft, it’s clear she’s a Russian agent.
Apologies for the quality of the photo – I would have taken one from closer up but I thought she might put a bullet through my forehead. I wonder what’s happening in Waikanae that’s got her so worked up?