You’d think schnoodles are just about as near to perfection as it’s possible to get in a living creature, but their hairy bottoms are a definite design flaw. My daughter discovered this as she was giving them baths today, and she found a number of small fossilized poo remnants around their buttholes, like crumbs on a beard. It’s now my job to have at the region in question with scissors, to trim the obstruction and ensure a clear turd path. I’m just having a coffee first.
