The proof of the pudding

Ten out of ten for effort and good intentions but I think our lovely neurosurgical registrar ought to stick to his day job.

Gendered

Waiting at the local medical practice to see my GP.

Excuse you

Just back from a lovely dinner out with friends, a treat on a Monday night.

Clean cut

Got back from eating out last night to find that my hair looked like a haystack had exploded on my head.

Alarmed

I used to love being able to hear sirens from our house when we first moved in a few years ago.

Heh

The assistant I have working with me today is very experienced and pleasant enough but she has the most irritating snigger that I just can’t bear.

Maligned

Got this message from my surgeon this morning: