Terms of affection I use with the schnoodles when we’re out on a walk:
-Stupid dog!
-Dumb doggies!
-Hey!
-Drop it!
-What are you rolling in??
-How can you be pooing again??
-Which one are you? (They are currently well overdue a haircut and it’s impossible to tell one from the other unless you can see their collars).
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