The sanctity of the fourth estate

Someone sent in this meme for our departmental newsletter:

which I thought was quite clever. Unfortunately, however, our departmental secretary refuses to print it. “As a Christian I find this offensive” she says I’m welcome to put it in myself but then she won’t help with any of the rest of the newsletter this week. I’ve just rolled over like I did last time but it does leave a bad taste in my mouth. How is this offensive? Spoiler alert: Jesus didn’t even paint it. Ah well, the alternative means lots of extra work for me so I’m not fighting it.