Month: May 2020

Meet the Insufferably Intolerant Science Nerd

Accidentally poured a cup of hot coffee on my lap yesterday morning.

OK, I know we’re all supposed to have moved on from our strange little lockdown behaviours now, but here I am working on another jigsaw puzzle instead of out drinking with my nearest 99 friends. Sorry.

I was at work yesterday when I got a phone call from animal control.

I can’t believe I didn’t take more than a week off work when my Mum died.

Comments I would totally post on Facebook if I wasn’t inordinately fearful of censure, number 1:

Terms of affection I use with the schnoodles when we’re out on a walk:

OK, now this is just getting ridiculous.

I have decided that it’s very important for me to live in the present.