Month: April 2020

They say that man does not live by bread alone

My daughter has upset me greatly by laughing mercilessly at my shopping technique.

Today for the first time I spent the entire day in full COVID PPE.

After finishing my weeks worth of recipes, I have one piece of food left behind.

No one: What did you achieve in lockdown?

You can’t fool me! I know where I am safe.

My daughter working in her outdoor office.

I must be the only person in Australasia that’s got worse at Zoom meetings since the lockdown.

My daughter who has been coping the best with the lockdown announced today she wants to get a buzzcut.