Shoved

Simon just pushed in front of Paula Bennett in the queue to get on our plane to Auckland just now. She was wearing a dress in a particularly virulent shade of pink so she was hard to miss, but I know how oblivious men can be about recognizing famous people so I’m certain it wasn’t deliberate. He’d continued on without me in disgust when I was slow to get my boarding pass showing on my phone. And now of course he gets to arrive in Auckland ahead of me…