Some lowlife by the name of Jordan Christie tried to take my shower slot in the Air Canada lounge before our flight just now. She had a kind of low cunning but was really too hard of thinking to take too seriously. It did take quite a bit of explaining before she understood what was going on “but Jordan Christie is my name!” I think her rampant sense of entitlement meant that she couldn’t get to grips with the fact that anybody else should get something they wanted. I would accuse her of spelling her first name “Jordyn” or something equally ghastly but she’s just not in the right age group (too old).
Oh look she’s just boarded ahead of me on the plane, pushed in front of me in line, dragging her reluctant and embarrassed son behind her. She is the reason everyone hates rich people.