Shopping in Billabong. It’s a bunfight here at their Noosa shop.
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Simon looking for some jeans. The assistant just told him he needs to put on some weight.
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Apparently they only sell short shorts for women here: “you could try Just Jeans…” I resent needing a bikini wax to wear shorts, is that so wrong?
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Shop assistants falling over themselves to help Simon. For me… not so much. “Hello? Hello?” *crickets*
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The shop assistant claims she remembers Simon from the last time he shopped there – four years ago. The sad thing is that she’s probably right. It’s that tall blonde German vibe – it really sticks in the mind.