Month: March 2019

A silent protest

So, apparently The Fresher Five is still a thing, but nowadays, thanks to

My daughter went to Uni and now she’s living with a bunch of animals.

Dear Abby, I am concerned my pot plant may no longer just be “resting” Perturbed of Petone  

Dear Abby, In her first month away from home, my daughter has acquired two new piercings and a tattoo. Should I be worried? University was not like this in my day. Nervous of Newtown

OK, so my lawn is about 4 metres long, and the average walking speed of a person is 1.4m/s, so if we round that down to 1m/s if you were pushing a heavy object, then that works out at about 4 seconds being the time it took me to figure out that some fool had… Continue reading Scalped

My (currently least favourite) daughter got a tattoo yesterday. It’s the

Language can be so important. For example “my colleague is just going

My friends can be sorted into two groups: those who are old enough to

It’s official: