A silent protest Continue reading “DAUP (Doctors Against Unholy Produce)”
A Weighty Issue
So, apparently The Fresher Five is still a thing, but nowadays, thanks to Continue reading “A Weighty Issue”
Taking the Mickey
My daughter went to Uni and now she’s living with a bunch of animals. Continue reading “Taking the Mickey”
Pining
Dear Abby,
I am concerned my pot plant may no longer just be “resting”
Perturbed of Petone
Marked
Dear Abby,
In her first month away from home, my daughter has acquired two new piercings and a tattoo. Should I be worried? University was not like this in my day.
Nervous of Newtown
Scalped
OK, so my lawn is about 4 metres long, and the average walking speed of a person is 1.4m/s, so if we round that down to 1m/s if you were pushing a heavy object, then that works out at about 4 seconds being the time it took me to figure out that some fool had put my lawnmower on the lowest setting.
Tramp Stamp
My (currently least favourite) daughter got a tattoo yesterday. It’s the Continue reading “Tramp Stamp”
Firm
Language can be so important. For example “my colleague is just going Continue reading “Firm”
Rash
My friends can be sorted into two groups: those who are old enough to Continue reading “Rash”
I am dumb
It’s official:
