Bless me, Father, for I have sinned… oops no, that’s not right:
Dear Abby,
I have made a mistake and I don’t know what to do about it. I have been logging my bike commute at 5k each way, as that is the distance when I take my car. I thought today I’d just check it on my ebike odometer in case I was 100 metres out or something. Imagine my horror when I found my waterfront route is only 3.4k! The shame, the guilt, the embarrassment! Do you think I’m going to be able to keep this quiet or am I going to be publicly outed? What to do…
Confounded of Kelburn