Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree! How flaccid are your branches! It’s the twelfth day of Christmas or thereabouts so it’s time for the tree to go. Don’t be sad, little guy! I know last year we left you up until September but this year we are being much more socially acceptable so into the cupboard for you. I promise to buy you some more ornaments next Christmas so that you won’t be mocked by those meanies any more. (You know who you are! Shame on you!)