Targeted

A better class of drug in my blog spam today – tamoxifen (a breast

Unlucky

Have had to adjust two of the scrub team’s chairs so far (scrub nurse and new

Festive tally

Christmas carols played in theatre so far: zero. Instead played a lot of the Buzzcocks yesterday in honour of Pete Shelley, the newly deceased frontman, which is fair enough. RIP Pete. Sorry you missed Xmas.

Quiz

Did you know the word quiz was invented in 1917 to bamboozle the Kaiser and turn

En retard

That complicated cluster of emotions that include bitterness, frustration, profound embarrassment and quiet rage when you find

School’s out

And after all our anguish, the leaver’s ball ended up being great fun for all of us. The evening didn’t start out particularly well, with a harmless

Advice

When wearing a dress that’s very snug and made of wetsuit material or similar,

Cut

Forget dictators, murders, and dentists – the real purveyors of misery in this world are hairdressers. OK, This may not be an impartial