My car has been misbehaving lately. It’s taken to throwing me off the speaker system by suddenly deciding it doesn’t recognize my phone on Bluetooth, and at the most inopportune moments – leaving me zipping along the motorway gnashing my teeth in complete silence. I have to wait until I can pull over safely, and reconfigure the audio so that it deigns to know my phone again and I can continue listening to my “No Such Thing as a Fish” podcast. I think it’s sulking because Simon has bought himself a new Volvo and it is no longer top dog.