Someone has given me a festive seasonal lurgy for Christmas. It seems very wrong to have a cold at this time of year. I am torn between wanting to be outside enjoying the warmth and the sunshine and the cricket, and being all wrapped up in bed with a book and a hot lemon and honey drink.
I asked the girls whether my husky voice is sexy, but apparently it’s a “creepy and inappropriate” question. No upsides, then.
Well, at least I’ve already got all my Christmas shopping done!*
*no, I haven’t
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The lady in the dairy just tried to sell me quick-eze to soothe my sore throat.