Work end of year function tonight. Last year I got groped by a gastroenterologist. So, should I do the right thing and wear a similarly fabulous outfit and makeup, or should I be sensible and tone it down a bit this year? Continue reading “Festivities”
Identity
Bad news: PACU nurse gets your name wrong
Good news: she mistakes you for someone better looking
Motto
Some confusion after my last post. “Ad summa” means “aim for the highest” and is the motto of a well known Wellington school. Hence, “Ad nauseum” is funny. Anyway, either is better than the motto of my Continue reading “Motto”
Aim for the highest
If I ever start a school, its motto is going to be “Ad Nauseum”
(Have included a definition for the ‘trivial’ generation)
Fate
I have an old friend who used to say that there was no such a thing as a coincidence (in fact I had two friends who used to say that – which is Continue reading “Fate”
Ripped
Bent over on my walk at the beach this morning, and felt the material give way. I’d like to blame fabric fatigue – after all, they are genuine Bangkok Levis, and very old. Nothing to do with carrying any excess baggage after my recent French trip and general overindulgence in fromage, croissants, and similar.
By the way, how difficult is it to take a photo of your own bottom?? It’s no wonder ‘dick pics’ are a thing, and not ‘butt pics’, amiright?
Top o’ the marning to ya!
The Irish president is actually a leprechaun
Green thumb
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
Goodbye to all that
Free the foot
Being outdoors in bare feet is one of the great unsung joys of the kiwi way of life. It adds a whole extra dimension to the experience of being Continue reading “Free the foot”