Inclement

Note to self: when cycling to work into the teeth of a Southerly gale, with horizontal rain blasting into your face, make sure that the fluorescent yellow bag cover thingy is inside the bungee straps. I was too distracted trying to avoid being squished by the angry man in the white van to notice it fly away, and my Prada knock off is now saturated. Also, please try to remember (and I know that I’m a slow learner), but in the above described weather conditions, you’re likely to be a little bit slower than your normal commute, so if you don’t want to be rung by agitated theatre nurses while you’re sopping wet and cold and naked in the changing room, then maybe you need to set out for work a little earlier than usual.