Without relief

I have reached the inescapable conclusion that the French have infinitely distensible bladders, and also the bowel control of a drug mule full of cocaine. How else to explain the complete lack of public toilets anywhere? I’d hate to think how much of my time here has been spent searching for somewhere to spend a penny (or a centime). When you’re in a city sadly the free range option is no longer on the table. And if you do miraculously find a toilet in a public place, it is clearly so distrusted by the locals that they make sure not to stock it with any toilet paper or soap. Come on guys! Give a girl a break.