Runaway

A note to young people: when you park your tinny student car on the hills of Wellington, it pays to do at least two of the following three things: put on the hand break; put the car in gear; point the wheels towards the kerb. Otherwise, you’d better be aware that the phone call you get at 1 am while playing Drakes Fortune with your buds might not be another chum pranking you but actually the NZ police letting you know your car has made a run for it and is currently perched on a footpath somewhere half way to the motorway. Just saying.