Really?

Oh is there a National Sarcasm Society? Really? Fascinating. Tell me more…

It’s a scorcher

OML this temperature! Am I in Cambridge or did I take a wrong turn and end up in the Black Hole of Calcutta?? (Eds note – reference to Stephen Hawking – too subtle?)

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Terrific for my dry and aged skin, and oh so convenient, but at no small cost to the environment, I fancy. What if I’m contributing to some giant fatberg beneath Cambridge as we speak? Not that I’m actually flushing  them – what sort of a monster do you think I am??