AccordingtoKirsty

The auction for my divan bed was meant to end this morning. Continue reading “Sold!”

Thanks to the repeated escape attempts by Ratdog, our house now resembles Fort Knox. Continue reading “Garden update”

Let me be the first to acknowledge that barking dogs are annoying. After all, am I not once again laying out an enormous amount of cash to complete the high fence at the bottom of our section just for that purpose? Continue reading “Woof”

Not just one bid on my old bed, but two! It’s a veritable bidding war. Continue reading “Whodathunk?!?”

We’ve got an old single divan bed that is surplus to requirements. Continue reading “Smelling of the shop”

For the vast majority of human history, if you could see the inside of your bowel you’d have been in considerably more discomfort than I was, so I consider myself very fortunate. Continue reading “Done”

Have arrived at the hospital; everyone is being lovely. Continue reading “The pointy end”

Just about to sit down with a nice cup of hot blackcurrant drink when I remembered the advice to avoid red drinks. Continue reading “Close call”

The next dose of bowel prep comes in two separate sachets that you have to add to water together before drinking. Continue reading “Softening me up for the one-two punch”

And what a wonderful little organ it is! Continue reading “An ode to the anal sphincter”